If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

If I were a cannibal, the correct question would be who I would wear to dinner. And the correct answer to that correct question would be M. Night Shyamalan. The name of the movie would be "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" and the surprise ending would be that my leather jacket is actually the writer/director of "The Sixth Sense" and he's actually dead! I'd buy stock in that film.