If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?

Clay is playdough plus love. Plus 14 ounces of pure adrenaline. Go ahead, put it in the oven. See what happens.

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

I'll do what I do every time something tastes bad. Coat my mouth with burning hot wax. This is only hypothetical, of course, because I don't need this so-called love potion or any other such thing ever. So don't ask.

Paper or briefs?

Intriguing question, random sentence generator. But the better question would be whether it's even possible to participate in a brief without any paper? I think not. Therefore, give me one sheet of paper and a good brief about the current state of our nation and call it good.

My First Profile Question & Answer

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

• The best defense against dandelion smell is poopy-pants. Therefore, my civilian disguise would be a ninety-two year old geriatric.

The Purpose of a BLOG using only the letter A, as in Apple

Antimatter:

• Attract
• Align
• Assign
• Acclimate
• Attack
• Asnack
• Airplane
  

The Purpose of a BLOG using only the letter I, as in Iguana

Investigate:

• Inspire
• Invite
• Incite
• Illustrate
• Illuminate
• Irritate
• Intoxicate
• Intice
• Iridescent
• Istanbul
  

The Purpose of a BLOG using only the letter E, as in Electic Eel

Enjoy:

• Educate
• Entertain
• Excite
• Electrify
• Engage
• Entice
• Empty
• Entrails
• Enigma