This blog has laid dormant for so long, sleeping but never dying. Always waiting in the wings, hiding in the shadows of my subconscious. Now it will resurrect itself and take on a new meaning. Instead of random introspections and quirky answers to random questions only, I will review the books and movies that I watch and read that just scream to be mocked, ridiculed, and occassionally praised for their amazement. The next review will bring under inspection a book I've been reading.
Also, check out my new blog about my novel: splendiddark.blogspot.com and see what that's all about! I'm about twenty pages in and excited to see this through to the end.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Now down to some real blogging...
What are blogs really for? I think at first I may have missed the purpose, so let me amend my previous posts by reorganizing my blogging atmosphere from here on out. Methinks my blog should contain ideas for my writing, excerpts from the novel I will begin in the near future, as well as other such constructions.
Blogging is complicated, wouldn't you say? Yes, quite, I would reply.
Blogging is complicated, wouldn't you say? Yes, quite, I would reply.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Why buy a monkey?
The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?
Mildly. Not as surprised as the first time I took my pants off.
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
If I were a cannibal, the correct question would be who I would wear to dinner. And the correct answer to that correct question would be M. Night Shyamalan. The name of the movie would be "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" and the surprise ending would be that my leather jacket is actually the writer/director of "The Sixth Sense" and he's actually dead! I'd buy stock in that film.
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The Tell-tale heart tickler...Eat your heart out Edgar Allen Poe-poe. Also, the Hulk Hogan isn't real.
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
What candied apple? Is there something you need to tell me computer but you're afraid that if you do, someone might hurt you? Blink twice if you're in danger. Blink once if my dad really does have a candied apple...
Friday, March 28, 2008
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
Clay is playdough plus love. Plus 14 ounces of pure adrenaline. Go ahead, put it in the oven. See what happens.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
I'll do what I do every time something tastes bad. Coat my mouth with burning hot wax. This is only hypothetical, of course, because I don't need this so-called love potion or any other such thing ever. So don't ask.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Paper or briefs?
Intriguing question, random sentence generator. But the better question would be whether it's even possible to participate in a brief without any paper? I think not. Therefore, give me one sheet of paper and a good brief about the current state of our nation and call it good.
My First Profile Question & Answer
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
- The best defense against dandelion smell is poopy-pants. Therefore, my civilian disguise would be a ninety-two year old geriatric.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
The Purpose of a BLOG using only the letter A, as in Apple
Antimatter:
- Attract
- Align
- Assign
- Acclimate
- Attack
- Asnack
- Airplane
The Purpose of a BLOG using only the letter I, as in Iguana
Investigate:
- Inspire
- Invite
- Incite
- Illustrate
- Illuminate
- Irritate
- Intoxicate
- Intice
- Iridescent
- Istanbul
The Purpose of a BLOG using only the letter E, as in Electic Eel
Enjoy:
- Educate
- Entertain
- Excite
- Electrify
- Engage
- Entice
- Empty
- Entrails
- Enigma
Friday, March 14, 2008
Latin words you won't understand
Lorem ipsum vim ut utroque mandamus intellegebat, ut eam omittam ancillae sadipscing, per et eius soluta veritus.
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